Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
Everyone is doomed. I’d like to inform you that I’m superior to you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this is a celebration of my superiority.Why is it that you should play this?
To entertain me. I made this game for for MY personal entertainment… Oh come on, don’t worry… You have a shot. What’s the term for the game?
It’s a game with a touch of ability. A game that is all about a tiny snail (you) fighting an actual god (me).What other can you anticipate out of the game?
Aproximately 3 hours of quality time with ME (an exclusive offer I might add)Precise and swiftly paced platformsLots and lots of deathLots of being made fun ofThe illusion of being a master and the hope of eventually defeating meAnd an enjoyable little puzzle to find out… The meaning of existence
It is so hard to patiently wait for assistance in finding out the reality…
We’ll be waiting for you on the opposite side,
Squid


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